Saturday night, 8pm. Every good Doctor Who fanatic knows what this is – a new episode, that’s what!
Sadly, the series is taking a mid-season summer break, and I now have a couple months to deal with the plot bomb they dropped on us. BUT I DON’T WANT A COUPLE MONTHS TO DEAL WITH IT!
For now, however, I will share my secrets to surviving a Saturday night Doctor Who viewing. Because… Well, I’m an amazing person.
To-Do List (to be begun at 7:40pm)
- Retrieve sonic screwdriver, video camera, and flashlight from bedside table.
- Confirm that all windows and doors to the outside are LOCKED.
- Walk through house cautiously, with tools in hand and video camera recording (in case of encounter with the Silence), turning each and every light on and being sure not to blink (in case of encounter with Weeping Angels, duh!).
- After ensuring that the house is clear of all monsters and dangerous creatures, settle down securely with all necessary defense equipment (recording devices, rewetting eye drops, cell phone, bow tie, fez, banana, and Converse).
- Enjoy your episode of Doctor Who, possibly getting creeped out to death. And if you do, you’ll be very grateful you have all those lights on =/
So, yeah. Good luck. *snods*
(2 hours, 45 minutes until All Things Bright and Beautiful releases! I’m not staying up though. I’m tired! First thing in the morning though. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *passes out*)
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